Edmond. Meet your new club.
We pick up
sh!t.
Premium recurring dog waste removal.
Serving Edmond, Oklahoma. First scoop's on us.
Service begins November 2026. Now accepting Edmond members.
The good life. Minus the mess.Your first
scoop is
on us.

Good dog. Questionable bathroom habits.
Your dog won't flush.
The audacity.
A cleaner yard. Without the part you hate.
Could you scoop it yourself? Absolutely. Do you have to? Not anymore.
01 / How it works
One less thing.
Four easy steps.
Simple by design. From joining to a yard you actually want to use.
Join the club.
Choose your plan. Tell us about your dogs and your yard.
First scoop's on us.
Your first scheduled cleanup is completely free. No matter what's out there.
We handle the rest.
We return on your assigned Dump Day and keep the yard clean on your recurring schedule.
You enjoy your yard.
You don't need to be home. Just give us safe access.
First scoop.
Zero dollars.
Your first scheduled cleanup is completely free. No matter how much is already out there.
No initial cleanup fee. No judgment. Been putting it off? That's literally why we exist.
Join the club02 / Memberships
A cleaner yard.
A simple
monthly price.
Your dogs. Your rhythm. One simple monthly membership.
- ✓Recurring cleanup on your Dump Day
- ✓Waste removed from your yard
- ✓Gate checked before we leave
- ✓Your first scoop completely free
- ✓No setup or initial cleanup fee
How many dogs?
Monthly membership
$89/ month
Weekly service · 1 dog
First scoop's on us.
No setup fee. No initial cleanup fee. A card reserves your membership, but you pay $0 today. Billing starts only after your free first scoop.
03 / The Dump Club standard
We joke about
the sh!t.
Not the service.
Your yard. Your gate. Your dogs. Being invited in means something.
Gate checked. Yard cleared. Life continues.
We show up.
A recurring Dump Day. Clear expectations. A routine you can plan around.
We respect your yard.
We clean the agreed area and remove the waste with care for your property.
We care about your dogs.
We learn the names and agree on safe access before our first visit.
We communicate.
You'll know your service day and how to reach us before your membership starts.
We do the job right.
A thorough cleanup. Professional conduct. Attention to the small things.
We close the gate.
Before we leave, we check that your gate is closed and latched, where applicable.
For the dogs. And their people.04 / Our story
We love dogs.
The poop?
Not as much.
Dog ownership is great. Picking up what they leave behind isn't.
So we took an overlooked household chore and turned it into a ridiculously simple, dependable service people actually enjoy being a member of.
Less sh!t. More life.
Read our storyStarting in Edmond. Built for OKC.
Local roots.
Bigger plans.
We're launching neighborhood by neighborhood so routes stay consistent, efficient and reliable. Next up: the rest of the Oklahoma City metro.
01How does the free first scoop work?+
Your first scheduled cleanup is completely free — no matter how much is already out there. After that free visit is done, your monthly membership begins.
02Do you charge an initial cleanup fee?+
No. No initial cleanup fee, no setup fee, no judgment. The first scoop's on us.
03When do I get charged?+
Not when you sign up. You pay $0.00 today. Your monthly membership starts after your free first scoop is completed, and renews monthly from that date — not on the 1st of every month.
04Why do you need my card if the first scoop is free?+
Your card reserves your spot on a route and lets us start your membership automatically after the free visit. It's stored securely by Stripe — we never see or store your full card number.
05Do I need to be home?+
Nope. As long as we can safely get into the yard, you can be anywhere.
06What happens if my gate is locked?+
We'll let you know we couldn't get in and work with you to fix access. Gate codes and access notes help us avoid this entirely.
07Do you service yards with multiple dogs?+
Absolutely. Pricing covers 1 to 4 dogs, and we build custom plans for bigger packs.
More yard. Less chore.
You keep the dog.
We'll take the sh!t.
First scoop's on us. No initial cleanup fee. No judgment.
Join the club